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And although I'm just a lowly music nut, God has seen fit to give me a little peek behind the curtain of the universe. When you die, God allows you to bring ten albums to heaven with you. And for those of you balking at only getting ten, you should consider yourselves lucky because folks who go to Hell are given a copy of right at the gate and are forced to listen to it on a loop for all eternity.
He also, in His divine wisdom, felt that Cut The Chord, read by nearly three people a week, was the best soundboard to get this message to mankind. So for all of you who killed a man in Reno just to watch him die, you and Stevie Nicks will have a lovely future together.
Instance one : A man actually has his balls on fire. I'm guessing a strange propane grill accident of some sort. To make it worse it had this ungodly grit in it that I can only describe to the fellow men reading this as those pumice rocks you find in lava bar soap only some evil troll got the bright idea of making them sharper somehow. I'm not talking the kind of "nut experience" you get when you in the bathroom stall terror. I'll go a little loopy when I hear I can get a tingle on the jewels and try something different.
Instance two : A group of young men ( more than likely fraternity hazing age) are in a group and madcap hilarity ensues for comedic effect. THIS was something way the fuck over on the left side of different,though.
Stick with the bar of soap or maybe the body wash in the shower. How in the HELL do you even necessitate not putting those warning labels on things when you know we're gonna be in the same shower as you.
We'll label this one under "men do stupid things sometimes". Don't think you won't get a little of the blame on this one though. I, like most men, can attribute most of my unlikely series of circumstances to some woman somewhere with something off the shelf of wonderment, shall we? ( This is where you will take mental note where I should read better in the shower). The second mistake was grabbing the peppermint exfoliating foot scrub.